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Случай с таксистом
Моя подруга как-то трудилась диспетчером в такси и рассказала такой вот случай с таксистом . Поступил заказ на пульт, она как и положено приняла, связалась с ближайшей машиной и говорит клиенту: «Ожидайте, через минуту подъедет Опель, голубой металлик». Привожу дальше из рассказа водилы:
- Приехал я на место, стою жду пассажира. Выходит из дома девушка, огинается возле такси , но не входит. Затем, видимо набравшись смелости, подходит к окошку и говорит:
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