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Случай про двух ментов
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Случай про двух ментов
Однажды двух ментов привезли в медвытрезвитель, после ночной смены, состояние у них – будто неделю из запоя не выходили, помятые, в блевотине и на ногах не стоят. Берут анализ на спирт – ничего в крови нет!
После того как они немного очухались, мы услышали такой рассказ. Направили этих двух ментов дежурить в парк, следить ночью за порядком на аттракционах. И бал там аттракцион с названием «Сюрприз». Это круг метров 12 в диаметре, по окружности стоячие места. Когда он вращается - людей центробежная сила придавливает к стенкам, и они не падают, даже когда он из горизонтального положения переходит в вертикальное.
По замыслу, когда оператор на пульте отключает карусель, она снова из вертикального положения переходит в горизонтальное.
Вот эти два мента решили прокатиться на халяву. Первый залез на карусель, второй включил и при разгоне успел запрыгнуть… До прихода первого работника парка оставалось ещё 5 часов.
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